So much to be done.
I know you and everyone reading this are seriously confused or disgruntled, but noe the less I have a reason for my review.
For starters; you didn't even bother to voice finish voice syncing on some of the scenes.
Second, the animation was poorly done. All you have done for the thought of animation was just change the cow everyone once in a while, while in some scenes the animation was completely still.
Third, I have eyes and I know the secret too your success. All you used to spruce this flash up and keep it on the front page was the texture you found online. Also, the only reason I could hope to give it anything over 1 was the choice of song; it has taken a long while but eventually someone, someone made a parody of the Arrogant Worms song, I Am Cow, which in turn gave me a few chuckles here and there along the using a style decent to the theme of this song.